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but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now

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Cédric o sur stopcovid : bracelet électronique pour les gens sans téléphones, et on est meurtrier si on s'oppose au dispositif #toutvabien

medium.com/@cedric.o/stopcovid

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moi : enfin un nouveau match tinder ! enfin quelqu'un qui s'intéresse à moi !

lui :

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"La main invisible du monde financier est rationnelle et parfaite", preuve 2431.

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web devs are extremely funny people. just saw someone on twitter going like "hey I'm trying to transmit video from a webcam to another computer but I have a 2 seconds delay, how can I reduce that?" I look at the replies and it's people telling them about optimizations to the RTP/RTSP config etc, and then the OP goes "oh no the video stream is transmitted by a nodejs app to a browser via https. how can I reduce latency??" and like.... u can't, jake, that's just how it is.

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Bonjour. On cherche à @picasoft à faire un test de charge sur un serveur Mumble, si vous voulez nous aider :
mumble.com/mumble-download.php |

voice.kyane.fr

(le certif est pas bon, c'est juste pour un test de charge, acceptez l'exception)

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Si vous êtes contre la privatisation de l'aéroport de paris, n'oubliez pas qu'il y a un référendum en cours...

adprip.fr

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En ce moment, une initiation à l'hébergement de services libres pour les étudiants de l'UTC organisée par le Chaton @picasoft

Le programme :
school.picasoft.net/co/run.htm

Les productions des étudiants :
pad.picasoft.net/p/run2020h

Et merci à Gandi.net pour nous avoir prêté des VM.

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RT @AtaxyaNetwork@twitter.com

Donc sans grande conviction je suis allé voir quelques stands
Et voilà ce qu'on m'a sorti:
"- Tu prends des renseignements pour ton frère c'est ça ?
- Non non, pour moi
- Ah mais les meufs dans l'informatique on évite"
M'ok, bah j'irais pas dans ton école.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AtaxyaNetwork/stat

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In 1998, a programmer who had been working on Y2K fixes started to get anxious because he couldn't believe how pervasive the problem was. He switched from company to company trying to get away from it, but everywhere he went he became regarded as the Y2K expert and immediately became the team lead for that company's Y2K contingencies. He finally had a nervous breakdown, quit his job, and decided he wanted to be knocked unconscious when the Y2K actually came about.

A month before Y2K he was put into an artificial coma and cooled down to a near cryogenic easily sustained long term life support.

Unfortunately the life support notification system had a Y2K bug, and no one revived him for 8000 years.

Finally he was found and revived. He woke up, and saw himself surrounded by lots of glass, light, stainless steel, and tall beautiful people in white robes. He asked if he was in Heaven.

They replied, "No, this is Chicago. Actually but it's a lot like Heaven to someone like you."

"Someone like me?"

"You are from the 20th century. Many of the problems that existed in your lifetime have been solved for thousands of years. There is no hunger and no disease. There is no scarcity, or strife between races and creeds."

"What year is it now?"

"Yeah, about that - it's the year 9,998. You see, the year 10,000 is coming up, and we understand you know something called COBOL?"
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