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Yuna<p>You wanted Java 24? How adorable. 🤡</p><p>Fun fact: Ancient relics like Maven happily obey any Java version 🏺, but modern, cutting-edge tools. Gradle, AWS Lambda, and more require new releases just to function. 🔄 Because nothing says progress like mandatory dependencies. 🎭</p><p>Meanwhile, Kubernetes &amp; Maven sit back, laughing. 😏<br>They do whatever they want. 🚀<br>They are independent. 🔓<br>Unlike you. 🫠</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevLife</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingMemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingMemes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/SoftwareEngineering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SoftwareEngineering</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodeHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodeHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programming</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coding</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Maven" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Maven</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Gradle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gradle</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/AWSLambda" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AWSLambda</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevOps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevOps</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DependencyHell" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DependencyHell</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CI</span></a>/CD <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BuildFails" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BuildFails</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/JustDevThings" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JustDevThings</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Relatable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Relatable</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/WhyIsThisSoAccurate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WhyIsThisSoAccurate</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/EngineerCult" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EngineerCult</span></a></p>
Mathias Hasselmann<p><a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/CPlusPlus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CPlusPlus</span></a> is truly a multiparadigmatic <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programming</span></a> language!</p><p>Pointer arithmethics, byte level data manipulation, duck typing, range loops, STL algorithms, procedural programming in something that pretends to be a class... Probably just everything in a few lines. Implicitly we even have templates as BinaryStorageBase is the non-templated base for a more complex type.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/RealCode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RealCode</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/CodeHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodeHumor</span></a></p>
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