They can't even spell FTP
#Humour #sarcasm #irony
#FTP #protocol #Copyprotocol #RetroComputing #unsafe
In order to save money, the eggs in our #Easter egg hunt will be replaced by $1 bills.
I thought to ask a question here related to my work about how to implement some functionality in a most privacy-respecting way possible, retaining functionality matching to a set of requirements, and decided to not ask it. Simply speaking, I tried to view such question in shoes of "a random average person-in-vacuum of Fediverse", and most expected reaction I could imagine was set of curses on me being a data-hungry capitalist who mines people for profit.
@arstechnica And I'm sure Google won't scrape and steal every email, term paper, and photo that passes through the system to train their Gen AI. #sarcasm
@knittingknots2 Don't worry, the Trump Administration will purge her from the ranks soon enough. #sarcasm
No problem! Because Blueksy is decentralized, these users can just connect through a different relay.
Oh, wait—
Health, social security, weather, scientists, all the migrants and all these thieves: THEY SPEND OUR MONEY, THEY STEAL FROM US!
FORTUNATELY, BY THE GRACE OF THE LORD AND THE SUPPORTERS OF MAGA, I AM HERE NOW TO BETTER SPEND ALL THAT PUBLIC MONEY!
I can also play golf for free, God bless America!
MAKE MY AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
#sarcasm
Yeah, I’m a pacifist. I’m about to pass a fist across your face.
#sarcasm
I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my key, pen, cell phone, temper, and even my mind.
So all these millions in bribe the tech-bro-CEO gave for the fascist inauguration paid out?
Manufacture electronics in the US with tariffed component, or manufacture electronics in China tariff free.
Genius.
@gerrymcgovern could the slaughter of soil microbes play a role? Is all life connected in a web? Is indigenous people’s wisdom based on reality?